Weโ€™ve been ear-wigging on your behalf again, to bring you sagest, most insightful snippets of overheard conversations. Behold, the latest musings from Latitudeโ€™s fields of philosophers.

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1. โ€œThere should be an emancipation tent here, where cool kids can go and divorce their ridiculously-dressed parents.โ€

2. โ€œHeโ€™s coming back. Change the subject and hide the brie.โ€

3. Man walking past the comedy tent: โ€œIโ€™ve seen him on that telly panel show. He sits next to the funny one.โ€

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4. โ€œDing-chicky, ding-chicky, ding ding chick. Thatโ€™s exactly how the chorus goes. I canโ€™t believe you donโ€™t know it!โ€

5. โ€œThe only thing more ludicrous than a poet talking about typos in the American Declaration of Independence is the fact that 30-odd people are listening to him and nodding.โ€

6. Girl shouting into mobile: โ€œIโ€™m at a festivalโ€ฆ! Not sure, Altitude I thinkโ€ฆ! Let me check with Stacy and ring you back!โ€

7. โ€œI remember nothing about Bat For Lashes apart from holding on to some rope. It was brilliant.โ€

8. โ€œIโ€™m not entirely against jewellery on men, but that bracelet crosses the line into utter faggotry.โ€

9. โ€œIโ€™ve got jam. Shit, Iโ€™ve got jam.โ€ A punter falls foul of the glass container ban at the festival entrance.

10. โ€œWait for me while I go to the loo. You canโ€™t dance to the Pet Shop Boys with a full colon.โ€