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Back On The Track

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"Reinvented for a new millennium" with a first tour and single in 17 years, Dexys are back. DEXYS ARE BACK! Three little words some of us dreamed of hearing even more than "Cameron Diaz is your new neighbour" or "Tell you what, we'll waive those back taxes." With a best-of featuring two new numbers ...

“Reinvented for a new millennium” with a first tour and single in 17 years, Dexys are back. DEXYS ARE BACK! Three little words some of us dreamed of hearing even more than “Cameron Diaz is your new neighbour” or “Tell you what, we’ll waive those back taxes.” With a best-of featuring two new numbers of titanic genius, and Kevin Rowland seemingly fully focused again, this could be magic.

The adverse reaction to Rowland’s ’99 solo album My Beauty was one of the saddest indicators of the music industry and media’s new conservatism. Beauty? Nobody wanted to know. Poets, mavericks? Whisper it-individualism? The Indie Lad Factory, while considering itself so morally superior to TV’s Pop Idol zone, was bewildered, threatened, lacked the wit or agility to make the imaginative leap required. Dexys always demanded a suspension of disbelief, a finding of buried treasure deep within your soul. Whereas such gauche ambition and courage was once applauded, it’s now derided. Which means everyone hides their lights under bushels and everything goes backwards. Music is approximately one quarter as inspiring as it was when Dexys were flying. I don’t mean: ’twas all green fields round here and you could leave your front door open. I mean: where are the youthful folly and bravado (from artists of any age) which make outstanding (rather than solid) records?

Dexys were outstanding (in three different incarnations), and we can hope they’ll chuck a few cats among the pigeons again, because Rowland is not one for half-measures. In the Searching For The Young Soul Rebels era they roared with soulful horns and horny soul. Present here, among others (Kevin oversaw track selection) are “Geno”, “Tell Me When My Light Turns Green”, and the thrilling “There, There My Dear”. From the gazillion-selling gypsy-dress Too-Rye-Ay period we have “Let’s Make This Precious”, “The Celtic Soul Brothers”, the uniquely dynamic “Plan B” and of course “Come On Eileen”. Plus the epic, wonderful, fearless “Until I Believe In My Soul”.

From the Citizen Kane of cult albums, Don’t Stand Me Down, there’s the full version of the transcendent “This Is What She’s Like”, plus “I Love You” and “My National Pride”. Already, then, golden. (Reservations? There’s no “Liars A To E”, “Old”, or “Keep It”… you can’t have everything.) But you’ll be wanting to know about the new songs. “Manhood”?the single?is a rip-roaring return, sounding like a moment of yearning from somewhere between the second and third LPs. Kevin, singing beautifully, assesses his own prickliness and distress, confessing to insecurity and fear of rejection, before a call-and-response set-piece avows that one avenue still open to him is “spirituality”. “My Life In England (Part One)” is equally glorious, as the singer, over Too-Rye-Ay-style fiddles-and-handclaps flourishes, looks back at a troubled childhood in Wolverhampton and Harrow. With sheer zest and candour (not to mention catchiness), these intense songs explore (and celebrate) emotional turbulence, emerging exuberant. These days, it’s like seeing a Van Gogh in a room full of Jenny Holzer. The new Dexys should be allowed to settle in, find their feet, then blaze. Because as this music proves, when Dexys blaze, the world moves from b/w to colour. Believe: this is what it’s like.

Santana

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This four-title reissue series could easily bear the suffix "The Fusion Years". After the initial Santana line-up melted down following their third album, their Latin-tinged psychedelia was replaced by the distinctly Miles-influenced jazz-rock of Santana Mk II. If the masterfully moody, ethereal Car...

This four-title reissue series could easily bear the suffix “The Fusion Years”. After the initial Santana line-up melted down following their third album, their Latin-tinged psychedelia was replaced by the distinctly Miles-influenced jazz-rock of Santana Mk II. If the masterfully moody, ethereal Caravanserai was Santana’s In A Silent Way, Carlos’ barn-burning collaboration with Miles axeman McLaughlin was his own Bitches Brew. Welcome’s fusion is slightly softened around the edges, but it’s still full of worthy tunes, and the two-disc live Lotus finds the Welcome line-up adding a bit more grit in concert.

Status Quo

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They may be an easy target, but these reissues of Quo's third and fourth LPs from 1970 and 1971 serve only to show how long this band's sideshow has been gulling the innocent. Rossi and Parfitt kick the odd ember from their interesting psychedelic "Matchstick Men" heyday on 1970's "Daughter", "Shy F...

They may be an easy target, but these reissues of Quo’s third and fourth LPs from 1970 and 1971 serve only to show how long this band’s sideshow has been gulling the innocent. Rossi and Parfitt kick the odd ember from their interesting psychedelic “Matchstick Men” heyday on 1970’s “Daughter”, “Shy Fly” and “Everything”. At times, one is animated by how groovily garage-punky Quo could sound. But by the time of Dog, one wonders how they secured a deal, let alone a place in rock history. Lacking Purple’s heaviness, Zep’s finesse and Canned Heat’s rootsiness, this music resists critical salvage.

Various – Northern Soul Floorshakers

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Part of the appeal of the Northern Soul scene is its tireless pursuit of the obscure, its brilliantly sustained snobbery. Curious, then, that this compilation, drawn from the RCA archives, comes with a sticker bragging, "Includes Laura Green 'Moonlight, Music And You' as featured in the fast food ad...

Part of the appeal of the Northern Soul scene is its tireless pursuit of the obscure, its brilliantly sustained snobbery. Curious, then, that this compilation, drawn from the RCA archives, comes with a sticker bragging, “Includes Laura Green ‘Moonlight, Music And You’ as featured in the fast food ad”. Diehards may run appalled as a result, but the rest of us?marketing execs included?will find plenty to cherish amid the bracing, unpretentious Floorshakers. Lost NYC girl group The Exciters’ “Blowing Up My Mind”, especially, captures the sense of intense, life-changing emotion being packed into a transient pop moment typical of the best ’60s R&B.

Various – Wu-Tang Collective

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"Gangsta flavas from the Wu Mastas," announces the cover excruciatingly,though the nine core members of the Wu-Tang Clan are peripheral figures on this shoddy compilation. Instead the 15 tracks focus on marginal associates of the Rza, drawn from a clutch of patchy projects like Wu-Chronicles, Wu Syn...

“Gangsta flavas from the Wu Mastas,” announces the cover excruciatingly,though the nine core members of the Wu-Tang Clan are peripheral figures on this shoddy compilation. Instead the 15 tracks focus on marginal associates of the Rza, drawn from a clutch of patchy projects like Wu-Chronicles, Wu Syndicate, and Wu-Tang Killa Bees. As ever, there are marvellous moments-Cappadonna’s “’97 Mentality” ranks as one of the corporation’s best ever tracks. Nevertheless, the cynical recycling of substandard material only serves to denude the Wu’s reputation rather than make them seem omnipresent.

The Holy Modal Rounders – Good Taste Is Timeless

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After the drug-riddled dementia of 1969 cult classic The Moray Eels Eat The Holy Modal Rounders, THMR decamped to Nashville to record 1971's Good Taste..., aided by Elvis sidemen DJ Fontana and Scotty Moore. Ditching the psychedelic freak-folk for a wild romp in the country, the result swings from r...

After the drug-riddled dementia of 1969 cult classic The Moray Eels Eat The Holy Modal Rounders, THMR decamped to Nashville to record 1971’s Good Taste…, aided by Elvis sidemen DJ Fontana and Scotty Moore. Ditching the psychedelic freak-folk for a wild romp in the country, the result swings from ridiculous to touching to crack-brained and back. The finer moments (bastardised trad ditty “Spring Of ’65”; the softly-stacked harmonies of Michael Hurley’s “Love Is The Closest Thing”) sit uneasily with squawking cod-Appalachian hoedowns and Weber’s classic ode to the nork, “Boobs A Lot” (initially recorded by the Fugs on their ’65 debut). An acid-mountain hoot all the same.

Various Artists – Sound System Rockers: Kingston Town 1969-1975

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The sounds that ushered in the dub and dancehall revolution had their roots in tracks like the ones compiled here. Lovers rock legends or ballad masters such as Gregory Isaacs, Johnny Clarke, Freddie McGregor, Dennis Brown and the godfathers?Ken Booth and John Holt?were as responsible for putting Ja...

The sounds that ushered in the dub and dancehall revolution had their roots in tracks like the ones compiled here. Lovers rock legends or ballad masters such as Gregory Isaacs, Johnny Clarke, Freddie McGregor, Dennis Brown and the godfathers?Ken Booth and John Holt?were as responsible for putting Jamaica firmly on the map as any Wailers dub plate. The presence of ace musos like Sly and Robbie and Aston “Family Man” Barrett keep the groove sultry, and the songs are fantastic. Heavier moments from Leroy Smart and Barry Brown add to the girls, ganja and God brew. An addictive set.

Various Artists – Lost Legends Of Surf Guitar

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Pounding from the 'burbs and beaches of Orange County and beyond, surf music (in its 1961-64 heyday) was a breeding ground for the West Coast's most vibrant talents, long before its relegation to Tarantino-filched novelty. Wrecking Crew legend Jerry Cole (complete with Spacemen) is here, alongside s...

Pounding from the ‘burbs and beaches of Orange County and beyond, surf music (in its 1961-64 heyday) was a breeding ground for the West Coast’s most vibrant talents, long before its relegation to Tarantino-filched novelty. Wrecking Crew legend Jerry Cole (complete with Spacemen) is here, alongside soon-to-be-pivotal LA producers Terry Melcher and Gary Usher, while a pre-Buffalo Springfield Jim Messina crops up with the Jesters and The Surfaris include Ken Forssi, future member of Love. Unearthed gems from The Royal Coachmen, Vibrants and Gene “The Draggin’ King” Moles burn rubber alongside better known reverb-twangers like The Pyramids, Trashmen and Tornadoes. Bustin’ surfboards ahoy!

The Stranglers – The UA Singles 79-82

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With the exception of 1982's "Strange Little Girl" and the organ-parping heroin eulogy "Golden Brown", these dozen CD facsimiles of The Stranglers' seven-inches from the albums The Raven, Meninblack and La Folie could be collectively dubbed 'the misses'. But did they seriously expect results with si...

With the exception of 1982’s “Strange Little Girl” and the organ-parping heroin eulogy “Golden Brown”, these dozen CD facsimiles of The Stranglers’ seven-inches from the albums The Raven, Meninblack and La Folie could be collectively dubbed ‘the misses’. But did they seriously expect results with singles as knowingly peculiar as 1980’s “Just Like Nothing On Earth”? Two rare imports?”Sweden” in Swedish, “Don’t Bring Harry” in French?are of interest to connoisseurs, but the rest sounds dated and faintly absurd.

UB40 – The Platinum Collection

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As the biggest selling reggae band in the world, UB40 have invoked suspicion among cultists with their open romance of the mass market. Their Labour Of Love series is seen as a flagrant sell-out, but the music, lovingly crafted around Ali Campbell's honeyed vocals, tells a different story. There's n...

As the biggest selling reggae band in the world, UB40 have invoked suspicion among cultists with their open romance of the mass market. Their Labour Of Love series is seen as a flagrant sell-out, but the music, lovingly crafted around Ali Campbell’s honeyed vocals, tells a different story. There’s no mistaking the warmth, sincerity and emotional commitment to the songs. So “Red Red Wine” may have reached karaoke overkill, but their mission to praise lost heroes like The Melodians, The Paragons and Slim Smith is as strong as ever on 1999’s third instalment. A fourth volume wouldn’t go amiss.

Ann Peebles

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Like her Hi male counterpart Al Green, Peebles came of age as a member of a travelling gospel family. Her uncompromising style took time to fit into the velvet glove of Willie Mitchell's productions. But once her poppier debut album had been put aside, her mastery of deep soul's cheating and heartbr...

Like her Hi male counterpart Al Green, Peebles came of age as a member of a travelling gospel family. Her uncompromising style took time to fit into the velvet glove of Willie Mitchell’s productions. But once her poppier debut album had been put aside, her mastery of deep soul’s cheating and heartbreak genres was unparalleled, the 1972 classic Straight From The Heart proving to be an album to rank with any that Mitchell produced.

The quality barely dips on Volume One, with many performances to equal her crossover hit “I Can’t Stand The Rain”. Although Volume 2 charts the disco-era decline, the Mitchell-composed gem “You Can’t Hold A Man” is a beauty, the most torrid soulstress of her generation in full flight.

Willie Nelson

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To Lefty From Willie (1977) is Nelson's heartfelt hat-tip to primary influence Lefty Frizzell, one of the first to incorporate jazzy phrasing into country music. Willie & Family Live captures a full 1978 Lake Tahoe concert with Willie tackling gospel, standards, and a decade-spanning batch of hi...

To Lefty From Willie (1977) is Nelson’s heartfelt hat-tip to primary influence Lefty Frizzell, one of the first to incorporate jazzy phrasing into country music. Willie & Family Live captures a full 1978 Lake Tahoe concert with Willie tackling gospel, standards, and a decade-spanning batch of his own songs, demonstrating his masterful technique for shaping a song to his own unique ends. San Antonio Rose (1980) is a duet album with ’60s country star Ray Price and delivers period-perfect versions of ’60s country classics, a few of which were penned by Willie himself. Released that same year, Honeysuckle Rose (1980) is the soundtrack to a film in which Willie starred, and is essentially a live album as raw and satisfying as Willie & Family Live.

Hollywood Homicide

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OPENS AUGUST 29, CERT 12A, 116 MINS Ron Shelton's break from macho-undercutting sports films continues with his second LAPD movie in three months. But where the James Ellroy-inspired Dark Blue exposed LA's infamous cops, this is more traditional Shelton fare: an easygoing study of male friendship, ...

OPENS AUGUST 29, CERT 12A, 116 MINS

Ron Shelton’s break from macho-undercutting sports films continues with his second LAPD movie in three months. But where the James Ellroy-inspired Dark Blue exposed LA’s infamous cops, this is more traditional Shelton fare: an easygoing study of male friendship, as Harrison Ford’s ageing detective and callow partner Josh Hartnett investigate the shooting of a rap group.

Shelton is fascinated by LA, roaming through sleepy canals, piers and ranches, turning the hidden corners of the film industry’s home. Ford and Hartnett have been seduced by LA’s double life: investigating killings while fielding calls about Ford’s faltering property investments, and Hartnett’s acting auditions. Entering LA’s rap industry to find a label boss implicated in his stars’ slaying, meanwhile, recalls Suge Knight’s alleged muddying of showbiz and gun-play.

Shapeless and over-obvious compared to Shelton’s best work, this feels like an experiment before he works out what to really do next.

Hulk

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DIRECTED BY Ang Lee STARRING Eric Bana, Jennifer Connelly, Nick Nolte Opened July 18, Cert 12A, 137 mins On the face of it, Ang Lee?director of sensitive, tasteful films like Sense And Sensibility and The Ice Storm?isn't the first name that springs to mind when considering who could successfully ...

DIRECTED BY Ang Lee

STARRING Eric Bana, Jennifer Connelly, Nick Nolte

Opened July 18, Cert 12A, 137 mins

On the face of it, Ang Lee?director of sensitive, tasteful films like Sense And Sensibility and The Ice Storm?isn’t the first name that springs to mind when considering who could successfully bring to life Marvel Comics’ rampaging, 20-foot-tall green monster. But, surprisingly, Hulk works?just.

After a ’60s-set prologue, where we learn the Hulk is the product of genetic experiments conducted by Bruce Banner’s deranged scientist father David, Lee jumps forward to the present to find Bruce has followed in his father’s footsteps and is now working alongside former beau Betty (Connelly) at a secret research facility. Both have issues with their parents?Bruce holds his long-absent father responsible for his mother’s death, while Betty has a dysfunctional relationship with her own dad, General “Thunderbolt” Ross (Sam Elliott), the man who, 30 years back, tried to shut down David Banner’s experiments. Bruce is a bundle of barely repressed rage and frustration and, after exposure to gamma radiation, this deep-seated fury finds shape and form as the Hulk.

Bana, who impressed as the cheery psychopath in Chopper, pinpoints Banner’s sense of simmering anger and emotional confusion. But Banner isn’t quite as interesting as his alter ego. Nor is he quite as entertaining as Nolte, playing David Banner, who returns to check in with his son, eager to see the experiments he began 30 years previously through to their sinister conclusion. Nolte hams it up as Banner Snr, a ragged loon raging away like a cross between King Lear and Baron Frankenstein.

The Hulk itself doesn’t appear until nearly an hour into the movie, and it’s only in the final showdown against the might of the US military when the creature’s full powers get unleashed. The CGI is impressive?watching the Hulk trash a squadron of helicopters is a real delight. But the build-up is slow, as Lee attempts to inject psychological gravitas to the story before bowing to the inevitable multiplex spectacle. Lee’s Hulk movie tries too hard to bring highbrow ideals to a comic-book movie.

The Man Who Sued God

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OPENS AUGUST 22, CERT 15, 102 MINS The Lotto ads and tired TV shows may give Connolly the air of a sell-out these days, but when he stars in a film, he's memorably fierce. As the hot-blooded but comically baffled Steve (a lawyer turned fisherman in Australia who, when a lightning strike on his boat...

OPENS AUGUST 22, CERT 15, 102 MINS

The Lotto ads and tired TV shows may give Connolly the air of a sell-out these days, but when he stars in a film, he’s memorably fierce. As the hot-blooded but comically baffled Steve (a lawyer turned fisherman in Australia who, when a lightning strike on his boat is deemed an Act of God by his insurance company, chooses to sue God instead), Connolly’s working-class rage burns the screen.

Around him and Judy Davis?the media pundit who backs then beds him?screenwriter Don Watson explores the suit’s implications, for God and man, with rare intelligence. Steve brings Australia’s religious leaders and insurance companies into the dock, facing down their oily lawyer to prove Acts of God are a con. But the media that loves then tramples him, and the financial pressures that cripple his court case, are further evidence of balanced big ideas in a human-scale comedy, let down only by last-reel soppiness

Floating Weeds (Ukigusa)

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OPENED AUGUST 1, CERT PG, 119 MINS It's hard not to like Yasujiro Ozu. His films are infuriatingly samey, his heroes interchangeable, his shot selection rigid and schematic, and his narratives hewn from the same melodramatic family turf. But damn, if he isn't good at it. Here, in 1959's Floating W...

OPENED AUGUST 1, CERT PG, 119 MINS

It’s hard not to like Yasujiro Ozu. His films are infuriatingly samey, his heroes interchangeable, his shot selection rigid and schematic, and his narratives hewn from the same melodramatic family turf. But damn, if he isn’t good at it.

Here, in 1959’s Floating Weeds (a remake of his own 1934 flick, The Story Of Floating Weeds), he plants us in a tiny fishing village in southern Japan during a heatwave. Enter ageing travelling thespian Komajuro (Ganjiro Nakamura) and his troupe of demoralised kabuki performers (‘Floating Weeds’ is a Japanese term for itinerant actors). The village’s sleepy equilibrium is instantly ruptured, and when Komajuro’s mistress Sumiko (Machiko Kyo) discovers that Komajuro’s ex-girlfriend and love-child run a local saki bar, she forces a world of harsh hidden truths to the surface. And, as with all Ozu films, this is just the start. For Floating Weeds unfolds with sumptuous cinematography, relentless low-angle camera work and artfully arranged character positions. All you can do is sit back and submit.

Less Is More

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DIRECTED BY Gus Van Sant STARRING Matt Damon, Casey Affleck Opens August 22, Cert 15, 103 mins Gus van sant has remembered recently that he was once a risky indie auteur, imbuing both this lo-fi existential road movie and his Cannes prize-winner Elephant with the kind of stylistic zing and skewed...

DIRECTED BY Gus Van Sant

STARRING Matt Damon, Casey Affleck

Opens August 22, Cert 15, 103 mins

Gus van sant has remembered recently that he was once a risky indie auteur, imbuing both this lo-fi existential road movie and his Cannes prize-winner Elephant with the kind of stylistic zing and skewed narrative drift not seen in his work since My Own Private Idaho.

Conceived and largely improvised on the hoof by its stars and director, Gerry is an elegantly sparse and deadpan fable about two young men (both called Gerry) whose aimless backwoods ramble turns first into anxious farce, then absurd tragedy, under the scalding desert sun. Think Dude, Where’s My Car? scripted by Samuel Beckett.

It’s a slight story, but also a beguiling and haunting one, with echoes of golden-age arthouse fare, from Roeg’s Walkabout to Wenders’ Paris, Texas by way of Antonioni’s The Passenger. The slender plot certainly relies heavily on the charm of its two leads and, as usual, Damon feels a little wooden. Rising star Affleck, younger brother of Ben, brings less baggage and seems more natural. But the pair are clearly off-screen friends and their conversations are gloriously, plausibly inane. One extended scene, in which Affleck jumps down from a column of rock, borders on comic genius.

Gerry is going to divide Van Sant’s fanbase more sharply than anything he’s made in the past decade. John Waters has proclaimed, “Don’t sleep with anybody who doesn’t love this film,” which is funny but perhaps protesting too much. This kind of cliquey caper can easily shade into navel-gazing tedium?much like Vincent Gallo’s similarly-paced road movie The Brown Bunny, which was laughed out of Cannes in May.

On balance, Damon and Van Sant’s return to the lo-fi darklands smacks a little of indie penance, a bracing cold shower to wash away the stink of ultra-commercial bilge like Finding Forrester, The Bourne Identity or the same duo’s vastly overrated tear-jerker, Good Will Hunting. But Gerry is also a daringly minimal, serenely beautiful visual poem. In an ideal universe, every big-name star and director should have the balls to attempt this kind of personal project between formulaic mainstream outings. More please.

Veronica Guerin

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OPENED AUGUST 1, CERT 18, 96 MINS There seemed to be a fascination with Dublin's criminal underworld during the 1990s?to date, two films have been made about the notorious Martin Cahill, aka The General, a peripheral character in this film. And this is the third movie to be inspired by the story of...

OPENED AUGUST 1, CERT 18, 96 MINS

There seemed to be a fascination with Dublin’s criminal underworld during the 1990s?to date, two films have been made about the notorious Martin Cahill, aka The General, a peripheral character in this film. And this is the third movie to be inspired by the story of crusading Irish journalist Veronica Guerin, after a made-for-TV drama and the worthy and best-forgotten Joan Allen vehicle When The Sky Falls. So despite being a superior film to most of the others (The General excepted), Joel Schumacher’s competent drama suffers from source material that’s been picked over too many times already. Cate Blanchett gives a strong lead performance although, to be fair, she has a better script to work with than Joan Allen did. The Guerin that we see in this version is a less varnished character?an absentee mother, a journalist with a half-baked grasp of grammar and a rash, foolhardy woman. And for this flawed complexity, she’s far more likeable than Allen’s saintly incarnation, and probably closer to the truth.

Roger Dodger

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OPENS AUGUST 15, CERT 15, 105 MINS A Terrific study of masculinity under fire, this is an impressive calling card for debuting writer/director Dylan Kidd. Thirty something copywriter Roger (Campbell Scott) reckons he's irresistible to women, but he seems to be losing the knack. We meet him as his s...

OPENS AUGUST 15, CERT 15, 105 MINS

A Terrific study of masculinity under fire, this is an impressive calling card for debuting writer/director Dylan Kidd. Thirty something copywriter Roger (Campbell Scott) reckons he’s irresistible to women, but he seems to be losing the knack. We meet him as his sexual relationship with his boss (Isabella Rossellini) hits the skids. This is the moment his nephew Nick (Jesse Eisenberg) chooses to turn up at his office unannounced, requesting help in the business of losing his virginity.

Roger’s idea of charm school is to list the ways of looking at girls’ breasts without them noticing, and a field test in a bar involves chatting up two girls (Elizabeth Berkley and Jennifer Beals) and immediately prying into their sex lives. Strangely, this works for the nephew, who gets his first snog, but Roger isn’t satisfied and drags the boy first to a works party and then to a brothel, with mixed results. Initially Roger comes across as arrogant and obnoxious, but by the end you realise he’s tired, hitting the end of his bachelor years just as the nephew hits the beginning.

Scott?who’s skirted the fringes of stardom since Singles and Mrs Parker And The Vicious Circle?gives an electric performance as the verbose, ageing Lothario. Kidd, meanwhile, has written a script that’s both achingly funny and deeply touching. Definitely a name to watch.

Monsieur Hulot’s Holiday

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OPENS AUGUST 8, CERT 12, 86 MINS I first saw Monsieur Hulot's Holiday in the '70s, when our French teacher, looking to ingratiate himself with us, took us to a screening, assuring us we'd be rolling in the aisles. We did not laugh once. A semi-visible Jacques Tati (star and director) loped around a...

OPENS AUGUST 8, CERT 12, 86 MINS

I first saw Monsieur Hulot’s Holiday in the ’70s, when our French teacher, looking to ingratiate himself with us, took us to a screening, assuring us we’d be rolling in the aisles. We did not laugh once. A semi-visible Jacques Tati (star and director) loped around a holiday resort getting into scrapes. Hardly any dialogue. A running gag about a door that went “spoink”. We made paper aeroplanes and went back home to The Goodies.

More fool us. The secret of Monsieur Hulot’s Holiday, a near-silent masterpiece, is to reconfigure both your laugh muscles and your expectations. Jacques Tati is often tritely cited as a precursor to Mr Bean, but there’s way more to him than that. This is a plotless anthology of incidents, visual gags, recurring motifs and eccentric characters. It’s a sort of ‘ambient’ comedy, a strangely pleasurable mixture of the warmly familiar and the ingeniously unexpected, a wonderful piece of deliberately malfunctioning cinematic clockwork. Relax into it and you’ll love it.