Typically inane British comedy which reduces centuries of Asian culture to a Carry On joke. Jimi Mistry, not an actor you want to see doing the Macarena, is a bozo mistaken for an expert on all matters carnal. Spotting a chance to whip her kit off, Heather Graham, the 21st-century’s Greta Scacchi, turns up as ‘love’ interest. Imagine, if you will, Bombay Dreams starring Robin Askwith.